*AAAAAAaaaaarrrrrgh!!* I want to smack my bosses and take away their credit cards. I want to tell them, no you can't spend money without telling me. *splutter* I am sooo fucking frustrated.
I had the company account set up in Quickbooks. I've been learning how to use all the nifty accounting features. Which, trust me, are really good for n00bz like me who know fuck-all about accounting. I had everything nice and tidy. The only thing I hadn't been doing was the reconciling/checkbook balancing.
So we're doing this year end clean-up. The lets get our shit together so we start on the right foot next year. I download all the personal shit for 20 fucking accounts into Quicken, fast and easy. I don't have to do anything. Then I get to Quickbooks, which I've been maintaining. I get the first statement and start to balance it. OK, there's a couple of bank card items, for Staples and Office Depot, no biggie. Then I hit November and there's duplicate check numbers, deposits I've never heard of and all kinds of randomness. WTF!!! Who the hell told them to spend money without telling me! Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! Now I have to go through it all, figure out what is legit and set up some fucking protocols, like no electronic checks you fucktard. Only I get to write checks, no one else. *gah!*
*grabs computer* My accounting software! *wags finger* Bad boss, no biscuit. Next time you get into the bank account, I'm taking *all* your cards away and forbid you from going to golf course. *BAH!* *stalks off*
I had the company account set up in Quickbooks. I've been learning how to use all the nifty accounting features. Which, trust me, are really good for n00bz like me who know fuck-all about accounting. I had everything nice and tidy. The only thing I hadn't been doing was the reconciling/checkbook balancing.
So we're doing this year end clean-up. The lets get our shit together so we start on the right foot next year. I download all the personal shit for 20 fucking accounts into Quicken, fast and easy. I don't have to do anything. Then I get to Quickbooks, which I've been maintaining. I get the first statement and start to balance it. OK, there's a couple of bank card items, for Staples and Office Depot, no biggie. Then I hit November and there's duplicate check numbers, deposits I've never heard of and all kinds of randomness. WTF!!! Who the hell told them to spend money without telling me! Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! Now I have to go through it all, figure out what is legit and set up some fucking protocols, like no electronic checks you fucktard. Only I get to write checks, no one else. *gah!*
*grabs computer* My accounting software! *wags finger* Bad boss, no biscuit. Next time you get into the bank account, I'm taking *all* your cards away and forbid you from going to golf course. *BAH!* *stalks off*
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