Too Funny! (Yes, I'm an enlish major.)

My two favorites from today's entry in chaucerhathblog

-Ich do deuote myn diligence to studye of the anatomie of engendrure. Ich haue happed vpon an abstruse passage in the werke of Constantyne the Affrikan De Coitu, the which I kan nat construe. For lernynges sake and the goode of wisdom, woldstow performe the acte of venus withe me so that ich may interpret thys clause in propre wise?

-Nyce bootes. Wanna swyve?


Go read the rest.*snorfle*