I need a housekeeper...

Actually I need someone to clean my deeply disgusting kitchen. I figured before I hired a cleaning crew, I should check and see if any of my friends were currently offering cleaning services for extra money. I'm not really comfortable with having someone I know see the disaster that is my home, but if I'm going to be spending the money, I'd rather it go to someone I know who can use it.

So if you know of anyone, please give me their name and contact info below. Comments are screened.