Twisting the meme

[nightrythm]

Okay, so I could list what kind of car I think I am, but I find it much more telling to know what kind of car, *you* think I am. So here's the list, please tell me what subset of the general group you think I am.

If I were a month:
If I were a day of the week:
If I were a time of day:
If I were a planet:
If I were a direction:
If I were a piece of furniture:
If I were a liquid:
If I were a gemstone:
If I were a tree:
If I were a flower:
If I were a kind of weather:
If I were a colour:
If I were an emotion:
If I were a fruit:
If I were an element:
If I were a food:
If I were a place:
If I were a material:
If I were a scent:
If I were an animal:
If I were a facial expression:
If I were a song:

Comments

[nightrythm]

I actually read it as flattering... I took the rude and put a c in front of it, thereby making it "crude" and not really offensive.

[ebenbrooks.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. I'm glad I didn't offend. Still, probably farther than I should have gone.