Twisting the meme

[nightrythm]

Okay, so I could list what kind of car I think I am, but I find it much more telling to know what kind of car, *you* think I am. So here's the list, please tell me what subset of the general group you think I am.

If I were a month:
If I were a day of the week:
If I were a time of day:
If I were a planet:
If I were a direction:
If I were a piece of furniture:
If I were a liquid:
If I were a gemstone:
If I were a tree:
If I were a flower:
If I were a kind of weather:
If I were a colour:
If I were an emotion:
If I were a fruit:
If I were an element:
If I were a food:
If I were a place:
If I were a material:
If I were a scent:
If I were an animal:
If I were a facial expression:
If I were a song:

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If I were a month: May - because you are right now
If I were a day of the week: ^
If I were a time of day: ^
If I were a planet: Venus
If I were a direction: South
If I were a piece of furniture: Table
If I were a liquid: Rum
If I were a gemstone: Sapphire
If I were a tree: Coconut
If I were a flower: Bird of Paradise
If I were a kind of weather: Monsoon
If I were a colour: Burnt Siena
If I were an emotion: desire
If I were a fruit: Papaya
If I were an element: Potassium
If I were a food: Quinoa
If I were a place: Forest
If I were a material: Brick
If I were a scent: Snow
If I were an animal: Vorpal Bunny
If I were a facial expression: Curiosity
If I were a song: The Wrong Band- Tori Amos - Under The Pink