Found on a website with native humor

[nightrythm]

To A White Person Upon First Meeting:

10. How much white are you?

9. I'm part white myself, you know.

8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.

7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess.

6. Funny, you don't look white.

5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?

4. Do you live in a covered wagon?

3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?

2. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a
short-term fix?

1. Oh wow! I really love your hair! Can I touch it?

Comments

[sainton.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahaha

[ebenbrooks.livejournal.com]

Many LOLs. And ouches. ;-)

[evilgerbil.livejournal.com]

I got #1 a lot when I was in Central America. My hair was really long and sunbleached and some of the little kids thought it was the neatest thing ever. I think a lot of these aren't as offensive as they first appear because they can just be signs of one culture encountering another. I had a lot of people tell me stories about relatives who had lived in the US, or how they visited L.A. once, and ask me what I thought about such and such policy.

[sknowite.livejournal.com]

BAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You know, I encounter this all the time. People want to know where I'm from, and have a hard time believing 'my people' are really from Los Angeles.